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“More than a month before the premiere of Revenge of the Sith, fans are already lining up. Outside Grauman’s Chinese Theater, eleven diehard Star Wars fans (i.e. lifelong virgins) are waiting for tickets to go on sale. Unfortunately, it appears that the guys with girlfriends will have the last laugh as the Chinese Theater isn’t even premiering the film.”
Slashdot: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/04/06/1234220

Funny Stuff :D